MINI VAMPIRES

I thought I had discovered a new mole the other day on my arm. I screamed when it began to climb its way up my arm. I didn’t scream because my new mole sought a better location. I screamed out of frustration. It was a wood tick, number 1000. I have spent the last two weeks using everything I could find to eliminate or reduce the number of these little blood-sucking vampires.I haven’t had a good night’s sleep since the arrival of the wood ticks. I usually find them as I am getting ready for bed. Having spent most of the day outdoors working in the yard. I jump awake with every hair that moves or sheets falling. I am sure a killer tick is going to climb in my ear or in my mouth, as I am a snorer.I also have been battling the other mini vampire, the mosquito.…

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