Snarky Smartwatch

I put on my smartwatch, and the bastard said, “You took it easy yesterday; let’s see if today we can close more rings.” That was from my activities/fitness app.Well, MS smarty pants, while you were low in an energy coma and sitting on your charger, I was doing this.I was outside scraping ice and shoveling snow. I do this to keep our driveway and walkways safe for delivery people and people visiting us. Selfishly I do it for myself, so I don’t fall, knock myself out, and get hit by one of the delivery trucks as I lay unconscious in my driveway.I don’t see anyone visiting you. You are such a snob that you barely help me find your coworker, my phone. When I hit the find my devices app, you yawn and pause. By the time you connect with my phone, I have done two laps around the house,…

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